August 19, 2023   190,001 notes

todddai:

pitbolshevik:

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this is making me CRY

POV you are Benny

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August 19, 2023   60,734 notes

no-this-is-ryan:

no-this-is-ryan:

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no-this-is-ryan:

no-this-is-ryan:

As a lesbian, it’s happened twice already that one “guy” stands out to me and I think “huh maybe they’re kinda cute and interesting, I wanna get to know them” and then I get to know them better and it’s a closeted trans girl who I somehow sniffed with my little nonbinary lesbian nose

IT JUST HAPPENED FOR A THIRD TIME!!!!

You guys will never believe what just happened to me

What does it mean if every “man” I’ve been attracted to was actually a trans woman? Idk what this says about my sexual orientation but it does mean I have astounding egg-dar

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Gays being able to detect trans people of our preferred gender and being able to feel preemptive attraction to them is a phenomenon I was not aware extended to people beyond me

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August 19, 2023   2,193 notes

evergreen-femme:

trans women with hairy armpits and tank tops name a better combo

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August 19, 2023   1 note

jon arbuckle (from garfield) is a trans woman. not an egg, not a boymoder, a he/him masc transbian and im so happy for him

August 19, 2023   2,920 notes

genderyomi:

complaining about being mistaken for a tranny is like complaining about winning the lottery. “oh sorry I thought you were a fertility priestess with a direct connection to the divine. my apologies”

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August 19, 2023   25,347 notes

Anonymous asked:

why do you hate swifties so much

gayweeddaddy69:

because they aligned themselves with the treacherous count dooku

August 19, 2023   946 notes

dragonstailbutch:

dreamyintersexpuppy:

you have to suck the tdick like it’s that nearly empty caprisun

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you GOTTA stop being funnier in your tags babe 🫶

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August 19, 2023   81,713 notes

hatingongodot:

hatingongodot:

Guy came up to me and yelled so loudly that it made me jump. All caps isn’t enough I need wordart to describe how loud he was. This was not “I can’t tell I’m being loud” this was “In another life I was the town crier” loud. Hear ye hear ye loud. He was friendly, but holy crap

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August 19, 2023   16,105 notes

puddlebread:

My Homophobic dog masterpost

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August 19, 2023   87,791 notes

bacon:

koobaxion:

We’re the SAME AGE

unbelievable delivery

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